She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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