Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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