I can tuck mytits in my pants
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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