I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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