i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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