Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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