sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
