Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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