Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize