Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i think im in europe. pls send help
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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