The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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