Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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