Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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