i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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