i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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