It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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