You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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