I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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