Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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