Swine flu. Run for my life!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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