real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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