im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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