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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
high people should be assigned attendants
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Randomize
