Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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