I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that