she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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