I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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