I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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