love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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