If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
