She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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