so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Congratulations! We have a period
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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