yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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