I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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