you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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