"it" just moved
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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