have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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