he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm experimenting with sincerity
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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