You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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