Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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