its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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