He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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