She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
please don't ironically join a cult
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