When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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