just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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