hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I fill condoms, not promises.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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