is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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