Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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