ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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