Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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