NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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