Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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