so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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