But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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