i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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