I must be too annoying 4 u.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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