so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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