Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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